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Braden Hajer

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist

Braden’s a senior on staff, with this being his second year. He’s (unofficially) the paper’s resident Funnyman and Kanyeisseur. His main interests are music, politics, history and internet culture. Most of what he writes is surreal malarkey. He’s still a proud Bowser main in Smash Ultimate.

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Column: An exciting announcement!

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor May 28, 2021
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Column: A modest COVID recovery plan for NCHS

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 22, 2021
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We ranked every national anthem

We ranked every national anthem

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 16, 2021
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Album cover image courtesy of Luaka Bop Records

Review: ‘Promises’ a drop-dead gorgeous album

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 13, 2021
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Column: You can help make Illinois students more media literate

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist March 7, 2021
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Column: My guiding word for 2021

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist February 23, 2021
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Review: 2020’s five best albums

Review: 2020’s five best albums

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist December 28, 2020
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Column: Dear God, calm down about your grades

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist December 22, 2020
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Photo Source: Chicago Tribune

Column: Kan-pensation

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist October 20, 2020
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Photo source: 88rising Music/12Tone Music, LLC

Joji’s ‘Nectar’ isn’t worth your time or mine

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist October 1, 2020
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Teachers are being encouraged to teach from their classrooms to help foster a sense of normalcy, but the absence of students from classrooms is hardly normal. District 203 does not give teachers the option to teach completely from home.

Column: The Quest for Normalcy and why e-learning isn’t working

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist September 11, 2020
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Photo credit: Fox Business

Kanye… 2020?

Braden Hajer, Columnist & Copy Editor July 8, 2020
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Westworld: Kanye draws strength from God, makes weakest album

Westworld: Kanye draws strength from God, makes weakest album

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist June 15, 2020
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Westworld: Ghosts is Kanye at his absolute wackiest

Westworld: ‘Ghosts’ is Kanye at his absolute wackiest

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist June 8, 2020
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Westworld: Ye better than an A

Westworld: ‘Ye’ better than an A

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist June 1, 2020
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The Life of Pablo is Kanye at his Kanye-est

‘The Life of Pablo’ is Kanye at his Kanye-est

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 29, 2020
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Westworld: Dense Yeezus easier to respect than enjoy

Westworld: Dense ‘Yeezus’ easier to respect than enjoy

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 25, 2020
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Westworld: Kanye at his most mainstream

Westworld: Kanye at his most mainstream

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 18, 2020
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Westworld: Two kings crowd Throne

Westworld: Two kings crowd ‘Throne’

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 15, 2020
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Westworld: The Universes Favorite

Westworld: The Universe’s Favorite

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 11, 2020
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Westworld: The sublime 808s arguably Kanyes greatest

Westworld: The sublime ‘808s’ arguably Kanye’s greatest

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 8, 2020
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Westworld: Weird third album a fractional disappointment

Westworld: ‘Weird’ third album a fractional disappointment

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 4, 2020
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Westworld: Classic Kanyes masterpiece

Westworld: Classic Kanye’s masterpiece

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist May 1, 2020
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West College

Westworld: A debut for the history books

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 27, 2020
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Westworld: Quarantine with Kanye

Westworld: Quarantine with Kanye

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 24, 2020
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Column: A Solemn Update

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist April 13, 2020
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Plant Reviews

Plant Reviews

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist March 25, 2020
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Column: I could beat Bernie Sanders in a fight

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist March 15, 2020
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Column: My guiding word for 2020

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist February 20, 2020
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Looking back at this year’s top 5 albums

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist January 6, 2020
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Column: I’m running for president

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist December 17, 2019
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Column: Andrew Yang is the Future of America

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist November 21, 2019
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Column: Guys you’ve got to cool it with the ice

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist November 12, 2019
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A Muddest Proposal

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor & Columnist November 6, 2019
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Jesus is King album cover

Album Review: ‘Jesus is King’ dethrones Kanye

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor, Columnist October 25, 2019
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Column: No, Chicago Tribune, its not the academic pressure

Braden Hajer, Copy Editor, Columnist October 1, 2019
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